Quiz by Turi

Dyke = A lesbian, usually in reference to a "masculine" lesbian. The word is often used as a homophobic taunt, though lesbians themselves now use it as a friendly, joking way to refer to themselves and their friends.


Ok let's begin, and let's get you suited up! What's it gonna be?

Blue jean jacket, old jeans and my trusty Adidas sneakers.
T-shirt, cargo shorts and flip flops.
Vintage tee, khakis and maybe a calculator watch...
Turtleneck, skirt and knee high socks.
A nice light sweater, capris and some sensible shoes!
Anything fun and retro!
Don't care but I want to show as much skin as possible.


No those shoes are too boring. C'mon, get a lil wild.

Fine fine, how bout my Doc Marten boots?
Fine fine, then lets go barefoot.
Um, I really don't want to worry about shoes ok?
How 'bout my Mary Janes?
I'll just wear my brother's shoes.
Then I'll go with the Buster Browns.
Knee high red boots!


Not to jump to conclusions or anything... but describe your ideal woman.

Hot red head. Sexy and popular.
An intelligent blond, someone who really knows what she wants.
Someone as tuff as me!
All women are my ideal.
Pretty, blonde, blue eyes. Sweet, gentle demeanor.
Short hair, brunette. Shy and quiet.. maybe submissive?
Someone adventurous, likes to go exploring with me.


Which musician best describes you?

Sarah Mclaughlin
k.d. Lang
elastica
Lords of Acid
Joan Jett
Melissa Etheridge
Pink


Would you like a drink?

Martini
Mountain Dew
freshly squeezed juice, lots of pulp
Miller Lite
Gatorade
Red Bull with vodka
Latte with soy milk


Which is your strongest school subject?

Drama & Arts
Computer Science
Gym
Mechanics
Recess!
Health & Nutrition
Math, Algebra etc etc...


Let's workout, whatcha gonna do?

Track
No thanks.
Baseball
Boxing
Bicycling
Dodgeball!
Weight-Lifting


Whats the best use for a boy?

To get your girlfriend jealous.
To help attract more girls to your table.
To beat in sports.
I was just wondering that myself.
I'm more of use to them.
To beat up.
What boys?


You're at the mall, the first store you run to is... ?

Waldenbooks
Timberland
Sun & Ski Sports
Victoria's Secret
Ace Hardware
Footlocker
Sharper Image


What is your favorite magazine?

National Geographic
Fitness
Sports Illustrated
Cosmopolitan
Popular Mechanics
Organic Gardening
PC World


And finally, we are giving you a jeep! What color will it be?

Black
Forest Green
Baby Blue
Lemon Yellow
Navy Blue
Silver
Candy Apple Red