Here's a lollipop, whatcha gonna do to it? Lollipops belong around my neck silly! Lick the top, then lick the sides, then slide it in and out of my mouth.. want some? Tuck it away in my pocket for later. Unless it's my favorite flavor, keep it. Just one lollipop? I think you need to get me some more. Grind it with my teeth, spit it on you, then lick the shards of candy glass off your bare chest. Enjoy every sweet minute of it. I don't eat sugar. Throw it away, there's better things out there to suck on. You need a pet, what's it gonna be? A Shar-Pei puppy! A teacup Chihuahua with matching outfit. Loads of rare, gorgeous exotic fish inserted into a salt water tank in your office. A Siamese cat, with one blue and one green eye. Pair of purebred bitch Dalmations with black leather collars. Pair of purebred stud Rottweilers with jeweled collars. A pair of Lovebirds. A Koi fish pond inserted into your backyard. The Sony Aibo dog. Baby you need a car, what's it gonna be? Silver Merceds Benz SL Crimson Corniche Rolls Royce Jet Black H2 Hummer Silver VRSC V-Rod Harley. Just a cab thank you. Sparrow II (or any working concept cars) 74' Baby Blue Thunderbird. Bright Pink Limousine. White 911 Carrera Porsche Coupe' Another day, another lover. How will you break it off this time? Throw a tantrum to get them to buy you one last bauble, then throw their ass out. When they see the news. Right before orgasm. In an all night heart to heart phone call. They already know we were not meant for each other. On your cell, on the way to work. They'll realize it when you start dating their best friends. "Oh you thought we were going out?" ASAP. Sexually, what would you like to try? Tantric Sex (Kama Sutra) Outdoor Sex (in the woods somwehere, on mushrooms) Full Body Latex Glove Champagne and Pop Rocks. Hot tub-sized bubble bath. Monogamy. Voyeurism (we are gonna need a two-way mirror) Sex with two members (ahem) Autoerotic asphyxiation (we are gonna need a belt and a lemon wedge) What's for dessert? Strawberries dipped in white chocolate. Tokay wine. Coconut flan with caramel. Rootbeer float. Creme' Brulee' Sliced Mango. Two cherries. That's all, just two cherries. Just prepare a large exotic fruit buffet, and I'll pick and choose. Me. Pick a color. Mother of pearl. Pink Gold. Puse. Dark red. Mirrored. White. Blue. Black. Please, have a seat. Which seat? None, cross legged on the floor. Love seat. Leopard print couch. Black leather sofa, and remove all other furniture from the room. Leather bean bag. A throne-like chair at the focal attention of the room. Any chair with built in massager. Baby blue Ikea sofa. Mexican cast iron chair. Why are you taking this quiz? Because I respect Madonna as an artist. Because Madonna is always in style. Because Madonna and me.. cut from the same tree.. see? Because.. OMG, I just love her to death, and I wanna BE her. Because I need to see what my competition is like. Because she makes me hard and wet. Because she's Madonna. Because it's cool. Because in my past life, I knew her! If you ever met Madonna, what would you do? Note exactly what she was wearing for future reference. Just take note of her beauty, smile, and go on with my day. Just take a deep whiff of her scent, cause she's such a beauty. Try to rip a piece of her clothing off. Not much, I think she would be more grateful to meet me. Try to kiss her, grope her. Just an autograph is fine for me. Try to talk to her, tell her how cool she is! I just want to wish her luck in her journey as a goddess. Last question, what do you see in your future? Just all sorts of wonderful cool things happening for me. I see lots of money. I'm doing my best to efficiently get from point A to point B in my life. Exactly everything I've ever wanted. Power. Your clothes ripped by my teeth. I would have to consult my tarot cards. I would have to consult my dreams. I would have to consult my palm pilot.