(This quiz is based on the second season of SFU)
Quiz by Turi
Also try the Which Six Feet Under Character are You? quiz.

Sadness is:

Not being noticed by someone you love.
Not being noticed by enough people!
There is no sadness if you don't let it get to you.
Sadness is all this yapping about sadness!
My life.
Just something in life to get past to reach happiness.
I'm not sure.


Happiness is:

Being held in your lover's arms.
What I bring to the room!
A quiet day in bed with a good book.
Something I can easily buy.
When all the stupid people in my life leave.
A crackling campfire and lots of friends.
The opposite of sadness?


Anonymous Sex is:

Downright fun!
Is there any other sex?
Is just another option.
Sex with someone I don't know.
Is not worth it.
How anonymous? I would at least know their names!
Very practical.


Describe your ideal work environment.

Where I'm the boss and you do what I say!
Anywhere where I can do my job with no interfering idiots.
Any job that lets me travel and experience new people and cultures.
If I'm working, then it's ideal.
Any job that reaps many positive benefits into my life and the world.
Any job that has a cocktail hour.
My own hours, my own turf.


If you are straight would you sleep with someone of the same sex?
If you are gay would you sleep with someone of the opposite sex?

Ok.
I have no problems with that.
Only if it turns you on!
While I am ok with others who do, it's just not for me.
We are all one creature, what sex you are is irrelavent.
These days I'll take it any way I can get it hon.
Oh kinky I like that. Let's have a few drinks and see what happens?


Does God belong in the bedroom?

You mean like a Gideon Bible?
Only if "God" is paying.
Well hell sure, if he's into that.
Absolutely. In a very beautiful way.
Oh yes, all the gods and goddesses!
If he is that must explain why I can't get more people in there.
He should be, his named is screamed enough in there!


Look a tray of hors dourves. What do you take?

Anything with no meat.
Goose Pate' on celery.
White Sturgeon Caviar.
Pigs in a Blanket.
Hummus.
Strawberries dipped in chocolate.
The first thing on the tray.


Let's take a trip, where to?

Rustic Cabin in Vermont.
Palm Springs.
Skiing in Aspen.
Disneyland.
Washington D.C.
Burning Man festival in Nevada.
Anywhere fun.


What do you never leave the house without?

My cell and my mind.
My headphones.
My book of spells or prayer sheets.
My keys?
My to-do lists or grocery lists.
My face!
My beeper and cell.


This room is a bit stuffy, what would you do?

Yeah it is isn't it? Well let's tear it down and rebuild.
If ones of us leaves it won't be.
We have to rearrange the furniture, get some flow going.
Um leave?
Burn some incense, open a window.
Loosen up our clothes a bit!
Overhead ceiling fans aren't that expensive you know.


You look stressed. What do you do to relax?

Usually just take a nature walk, then cook a nice meal.
Hon that easy, open bar!
Yoga or massage therapy.
Sit by the pool.
Sit at a coffeshop or maybe hit a bar.
I read Tarot.
Breathe.