Quiz by Turi

Laugh out loud:

At Family Guy
At Queers
At sponge monkeys
At Jon Stewart
At your loser ass picture on MySpace
At Nintendogs
At Jesus
At my life on my blog
At drama queens on the net


OMG I HATE:

Joan of Arcadia
Gwen Stefani's solo shit.
iPods
the Faux 80's styles
pootie tang
Condoleeza
The Reagan Years
Britney Spear's baby
all the negativity.


Sex:

on my face.
with Jenna/John Ellis Bush
on the radio.
bomb.
juice.
if you'e lucky.
with everyone.
with furries.
with Anderson Cooper.


Tonight only!

Mel Gibson vs. Ron Howard
Badtz Maru vs. Mashi Maro
Deep Dish vs. BT
Logic vs. Reason
Anna Nicole vs. Tara Reid
Sean Hannity vs. Jon Stewart
David Prowse vs. Hayden Christensen
Heath Ledger vs. Jake Gyllenhaal
Marcia Cross vs. Eva Longoria


Push the Button.

For condoms.
For a prize.
For nuclear winter.
For a peek at the privates.
For a free prostate exam.
For cheaper gasoline.
For a bible and a gun.
For a stawberry swirl.
For customer assistance.


Tea

With a Christian.
With Janice Dickinson.
With sushi.
With a Republican.
With a Mexican.
With Tony Blair.
With Seth Green
With a shower.
With sympathy.


Blog.

To bitch.
To expose.
To amuse.
To conspire.
To annoy.
To keep from screaming.
To chill.
To dish.
To sin.


Team

Jolie
Aniston
Farrell
MacFarlane
America
shower
Kerry
LaCoste
Jesus


Post-it Note

lolol, drag queens.
teh SeXORZZ
LOLLLERSKATES!
~*gAnGstA*~ Elmo
lolol i'm a princizz
Bill Maher. I'd hit it.
Adrien Brody, HOT OR NOT?!
VOGUE
WOPTOBERFEST!


RULEZ THE NAATION












This show is over, say goodbye.

Awww. Kisses.
How bout a quicky before?
Compliance!
Peace.
That Sucked.
Nuke Em'!
Dude, laterz.
And I'm not sorry.
See you in Purgatory.